my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
When shows come off their hiatus
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
OMFG it’s back on my dash
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
"About to go into surgery … but first let me take a selfie. "
but wait…..that’s me…..lol i guess im tumblr famous now.
I’m gonna miss you so much, Ducky. You were an amazing friend and sorority sister to me. I’m glad you’re no longer suffering in pain, but I’m heartbroken to see you go so young. You’re in my heart and in my prayers, fam. I’m so blessed to have known you and had you in my life. Heaven gained another angel today, and I know you’re already starting a party up there. RIP.
I love you Ducky. I still can’t believe you’re gone, this isn’t real. Who is gonna tell me which boys aren’t worth it anymore :(
May angels lead in my beautiful sister 💕 once, always
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
Vodka looks like a map
A serving of art in every class.
This is so weirdly beautifil
AIR FORCE HUA
Ninety-five years ago today, Congress guaranteed women the right to vote with the passage of the 19th Amendment. Happy Birthday, American Democracy